August292014

(Source: trans-par-en-t, via pwnofarc)

August122014

quadhonks:

I know my crappy pics don’t fully illustrate my point
I’m just sick of going to movies or reading comics and out of the infinite possibilities out there for aliens, male aliens are the only ones who ever have any sort of variety

(via thegreatestworstblog)

3PM

nowtrytherest:

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

(via thegreatestworstblog)

3AM

The only thing that is not an option for you to be is the best of all.

A sentence composed entirely of words my phone suggested to me.

2AM

(Source: maaarine, via pwnofarc)

1AM

mistletoebuttplug:

traceexcalibur:

a big muscular man kicking down the door to a bar and slamming his fist down on the counter and saying, “I heard one ‘a you motherfuckers said I ain’t kawaii

(via pwnofarc)

1AM
August82014

selflubricatinganus:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

(via veganvulturekit)

6PM
6PM
“I don’t want anything from you, at all. I just want to be the person you choose to sit next to in a room full with all the people you have known.” (via ohhhkat)

(via pwnofarc)

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